Prince in Captivity...

And The Wicked Witch of the West - Meghan Markle's Real Title

Unbelievable!

On Day One, I was actually excited & curious to see how an American woman would get on with an English royal. We all know that most American women would not fit in with this type of structure: the expectations, formality, & level of protocol are all foreign to us. But your cruelty turned me off. What flared me up the most was the fact that you LIED about your own father. After everything he did to help you pay for school, you stood on your podium boasting about how you paid for it. Love that Thomas' background in soap operas gave him the reality show edge - he knows if he's asked to show up, he's bringing the receipts.

I don't care if you hate your family!!! The fact that you treat your own helpful father this way shows your real true character. I don't care if he's a bank-fraud felon, that's your father! You never intended on letting Thomas walk you down the aisle. Only ONE relative of yours was at the wedding? The red flags were surely flying as fast as your jive-talking mouth & liberal dance moves shook Harry up.

One Push Push in the Bush of Africa & Harry was highjacked. & suddenly, you became black? This must've been a magical trip! From that point forward you were promoting a whole new platform as a woman of color & pulling him into entertainment deals to make him look stupid. Asking him to air all of his personal information on the internet.

YOU are an INSUFFERABLE BITCH.

But, THE BITCH IS IN CHARGE...looks as though the 'charity' angle is so you don't have to pay taxes...it is like one of those phony 'religions'...FAKE...an opportunity for photo ops. It looks as though you are operating some communist system...a place to gather funds and disperse them according to their pockets & what is left is 'pennies for the poor'...seen it all before...known as the USSR. Self appointed KINGS AND QUEENS...methinks the crown is tilting and those are not real gems...fake shiny bits of glass!! He is still a doofus!

👑 Off with their heads! 👑

The Frogmore Cottage was a gift. You didn't seem to understand this - which is why it was rescinded by the Queen & should remain property of the Crown.

While you wedged yourself in between Harry's family, you also ruined all of his friendships. Not only did you get your wish to "break the internet" you completely broke this man's life. You stepped in, latched on, & walked all over a man who was deeply vulnerable. YOU know exactly what you are doing - you made a targeted approach while you were hunting for an Englishman. Poor Harry picked up the leftovers of an English soccer player - you were a reject. I suppose they say one's man's trash is another man's treasure. But trash is trash.

There was only one person who was blind on that blind date - HARRY.

YOU said yourself you did not want to be a part of the Royal traditions. In the next breath, you say you want Lilibet baptized in Windsor. We see through this. The only reason you are interested in this is because you want to bump Prince Andrew down on the line of succession. You've achieved this. Lilibet was added to the line. It even seemed strange you chose to name your daughter a very intimate & personal nick-name of the matriarch - yet you just can't stop criticizing this family. Sussex Royal wasn't good enough because that would have required you to wake up in the morning & actually do something.

No one took your passports away you liar. This isn't the Middle East where women aren't allowed to drive. That was a dramatic interpretation and a LIE. You went on 13 overseas trips. How does one do that without a passport?

It's obvious. You will never be satisfied with life. After your horrific accusation that the Crown discriminated against Archie being rewarded the title of Prince - WHY would you want your daughter baptized with this family?

& didn't you say you didn't want publicity or titles anyway? You're a schizo!!!!

& what's up with all of these deals with Spotify & Netflix? These stories are not Harry's - they are absolutely all about YOU YOU YOU. You never wanted a quiet life. What else can you possibly have to say after the car-crash interview on Oprah? STFU. No one is going to take you seriously as a podcast host - it's been seven months & you've only published one pod? I suppose the timing is off - it only made sense to you to rip the family while they were trying to comfort Philip on his deathbed.

This witch!!...

You always find a way to 'stick it to them' in the last moments. "Mr. De Mille, I am ready for my close-up!"...you must practice this all day long before an event! The countdown to the end is on...tick tock. The one good thing about ALL of this is that very old maxim...Overexposure!! Get off the stage...your time is over!

It's time to throw in the towel - your career as an actress is DONE. Nobody is entertained by you. The gig is UP. Your own children won't miss you - who leaves an infant with nannies - that was intentionally done so you could again hurt the Queen.

One thing is true - the appropriate thing to call you is a Social Climber from Compton.

Harry is like most Brits. He has no idea how disgusting this area is - this place is the haunt of drug dealers, gangs & welfare recipients. You were never from Woodland Hills - you only visited your father's family there. Go back to where you came from.

Karma is a Bitch! No one who is truly a good person needs to waste time walking around advertising to anyone that they actually are. You pretend to be. Do not be surprised when your own children turn on you after putting Harry out there to hurt Charles by accusing him of being a neglectful father. You are a master manipulator.

Trash is trash...YOU are a ROYAL EMBARRASSMENT AND A PAIN!! Even if you don't live in a trailer...you can't make a silk purse out of a pig's ear!

Co-written by: Anise Yvonne Palladino