Mother's Goosed Nursery Rhymes

Blah, blah black sheep Are you such big fools Yes you are, yes you are Breaking all the rules. One rule for the masters Another for lame-brains Nothing for the bleaters Now hanging heads of shame **** Ding dong bell

Throw pussies down the well Polishing their medals Plus tin stars for generals Frilly Milley traitor White woke lefty-maker New military choices Shouts over many voices Decrees pastel pink and blue Uniforms of rainbow hue

**** Hickory, dickory dock Mouse Biden ran up the clock The clock struck 31 Down and out the mouse run Hickory, dickery BIG DICK? **** Jacks and Jills Climbed Afghani hills To protect our sons and daughters They got shot down Broke bones and crowns With the Taliban chasing after Up politicos got And home did trot As fast as they could caper Called back to base With so much haste To make 'reports' on toilet paper

The planes were packed With Taliban hacks Looking good for t.v and press reporters But sad to say Things got away With the deaths of 13 more sons and daughters. The lies grew long Whilst they regaled in song Singing praises, and to crow But alas their failed plan Was the gift to Taliban With military treasure left behind for the foe Today they sit the three uniformed shits Being faced to narrate their fable With practiced deceit as they suck on our teat Not one to throw their 4 stars on the table... Instead we can see How they treat honesty Toward one in high rank who truth tells Dismiss what he said And "Chop off his head" Throw that man in the dungeon from hell **** Three blind mice Three blind mice See how they run See how they run They all run away from the Taliban's swipe Who cut off their tails with a carving knife Did you ever see such a thing in your life As these three blind mice **** President Trump(ty) built a great wall President Trump(ty) was cheated to fall All the king's supporters And all the king's men Are uncovering the crooks, then reinstating the President again.

**** Ride a cock horse to bum-bury cross To see 'old speaker lady' squirm her white 'arse As she waves scrawny ringed fingers And kicks hobbley old toes She will grab all the money wherever she goes

**** Simple Biden met a pie man Going to the fair Said Simple Biden to the pie man "Let me taste your ware" Said the pie man to Simple Biden "First let me see your penny" But Simple Simon said to the pie man "Indeed I have not any" Then Simple Biden went 'China fishing' For to catch dollars the size of a whale And one other big thing he really caught Was hiss and piss from his deviant son's laptop pail